Sir Patches

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Sir Patches is a prince to say the least. From his sweaters to his Vera Bradley leash set, he knows how to rock the neighborhood. Mind you he is very scared of anything other then people: Other dogs – no way, Squirrels – only barks from inside the window, leaves – super intimidated but always scares them away… you get the point. I wanted to introduce the pooch to the blogging world.

Stats:
Breed – Shih Tzu
Weight – 10 pounds
Age – 15
Color – light brown
Personality – diva
Place of choice – the backyard

Without further ado —

Patches day 1

The day I got him for my birthday

Patches mirror

Patches Couch

Patches Chair Selfie

Patches chin

Patches close up

Patches Good Morning

Notes my mom sends me… much too often

Patches Grass

Patches Sun Selfie

Patches Dogue

Douge.

These are just a few of Patches’ many faces. He is 15 years old so he’s an old little guy but he still has some pep in step!! He’s gotta be deaf now because he never listens to me. Or he is just ignoring me. Or both. He is the best dog in the world. Never yippee or crazy. He was the runt of the litter so he actually is extremely calm and small for a Shih Tzu. He is literally the greatest dog in the world and obviously my siva side kick.

Dog Quote

Weekly Pins!

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I am a Pinterest addict. I pin every night before bed which leads to me dreaming of thing I will never have. It seems like every night I have an epiphany and alls I look for are healthy recipes and workout graphics. For some reason it makes me feel good about myself? Like by pinning these things it makes me skinner? I WISH! Either way I’m trying right…

 

Here a few things I am currently loving on –

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+ For starters Kate Spade is my bitch. She doesn’t make a single hideous thing. And that watch needs to be mine.

+ Those delicious fruit yogurt bars look amazing! (And healthy) They say to use pistachio but this girl is not a fan so I’d probably sub in some almonds.

+ That ring set is to die for. Wedding ring or not it is ah-maz-ing. My wedding ring needs to be not only amazing but stackable. Love the idea of stacking rings for each kid.

 

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+ I am in loooveee with this dress! I would way rather have a high neck and show some leg then have my boobies out everywhere. Obsessed with the whole look from here hair to her sunglasses to that beautiful bag.

+ Apple slices with toppings. Brilliant idea. Sorta looks like a donut and I am in for anything that looks like a donut. Seems like a great mid morning snack.

+Miley. Many people hate her, but I fucking love her. Yeah, she’s been going a little coo-coo on her insta buttttt she was too busy filming Hannah Montana while the rest of use were making beaded bracelets and putting on nail decor. She’s just playing catch up.

 

Nothing beats the dream world of Pinterest. Can I tell ya what pisses me off sometimes about Pinterest though… the idiots who re-pin just images and I can’t go to the actual site where the pic came from. MAKES ME SO MAD! I want to (pretend) read the info, recipe, or what have you. Happy hump day.

 

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Hello World!

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Intro photo

This is my first post! I’ve been waiting months to actually type this. Well, it has taken me months to actually decide what would go in my first post. I figured I would just introduce myself with a bunch of stupid facts!

My favorite color is pink. Typical, I know.

I love cheese more then anything. Cheese can go on anything and everything!

I am from New York. Not the city. That’s 5 hours away… there is a whole state called New York people.

I graduated from LeMoyne College in 2013! (Woo!)

I just bought my first car as a big girl in the real world – a 2009 Audi! (Now I’m poor)

My boyfriend’s name is John. He’s the smartest & funniest person I know (after myself, of course).

I 100% have a shopping addiction that I’ve currently been getting a decent handle on.

I love to go out to eat. I could, like, everyday.

I’m in love with my dog, Patches. He also goes by Meester.

I am super terrified of Ketchup. I’m not un-American. It’s the most gross substance ever.

I’m addicted to reality TV. Anything Bravo or E!

I’m a huge Yankee fan! Derek Jeter is my future husband…

I was a mascot! It fucking rocked. Pictures will follow sometimes soon.

I loooovee fashion and clothes and anything beautiful.

I tend to workout on occasion. Trying to make that a better habit…lol

EOS eggs are my favorite – all 3 dollars of it.

Pandas are my favorite animal.

Everyone always calls me Al.